BEER SCOOTER - the ability to get home after a night out on the booze and
not remember it. i.e. "I don't even remember getting home last night, I must
have caught the beer scooter".

ONE IN THE DEPARTURE LOUNGE - to need to defecate imminently.

AEROPLANE BLONDE - one who has dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'!

AEROPLANE SKIRT - a skirt with a very long slit up it that goes all the way
up to the 'cockpit'.

PEARL HARBOUR - cold (weather). This is one I have heard from a fair few
people recently. An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour out
there!". Meaning - there's a nasty 'nip' in the air!  This comes from the
well known surprise attack by Japanese planes on the American port in Hawaii
in 1941 (history lesson over).

BADLY PACKED KEBAB - a vulgar (but still excellent) term for the 'vagina'.

BRITNEY SPEARS  - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'beers'. e.g. "Give us a Couple
of Britney's will ya Doreen".

BRUCE LEE'S - erect nipples (as in a pair of hard 'nips').

BUM GRAVY - This one speaks for itself ! You may get this after a dodgy
curry.

BUNNY BOILER - an unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit
boiling scene in the film "Fatal Attraction". e.g. "I don't like the look of
her mate, could be a bunny boiler".

COUNCIL GRITTER - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'shitter'. e.g. "Does she take it
up the council?".

DONALD TRUMP - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'dump' (defecate). e.g. "I'm just
nipping out for a Donald".

DRINK LINK - a modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because
it is common to visit one before going out on the booze !

FURRY MONKEY - slang term for vagina. As used by Daisy Donovan on Channel
4's Eleven O'Clock Show.

GREYHOUND - a very short skirt. From the fact that a greyhound (on a
racetrack) is close to the hare (hair). i.e. "Blimey look at the greyhound
on that bird !".

JACKSON POLLOCKS - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'bollocks' (testicles).
e.g. "He needs a good kick in the Jackson's".

JOHNNY 'NO STARS' - a young man of substandard intelligence, i.e. the
typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' bit
comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food  restaurants
often wear which show their level of
training.

KRIPTONITE - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'web site'. One of the few terms I've
heard for this.

KUNGFU FIGHTER - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'lighter'.

LEO SAYER - an 'all-dayer' (drinking or a rave etc).

MELVYNN BRAGG - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'fag' (cigarette). e.g. "Oi mate,
can I scrounge a Melvynn off you?".

MUMBLERS - used when you spot an attractive girl in tight shorts or similar
clothes i.e. you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what
they're saying.

NELSON MANDELA - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).

PAT CASH - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'slash' (to urinate).

PICTURES OF THE QUEEN - paper money, notes. Suggested by Dan Adams. e.g.
"How do you want payin ?", "Pictures of the queen mate !".

RAGMAN'S COAT - untidy and very hairy vagina. e.g. "Yeah, she looks quite
fit but I bet she's got one like a ragmans coat !"

RELEASE A CHOCOLATE HOSTAGE - to defecate. Have heard this one from a few
people. e.g. " I'm just nipping out to release a chocolate hostage".

RICOCKULOUS - a more extreme version of the word 'ridiculous'. Good for when
you want to add more emphasis.

SALAD DODGER - an excellent phrase for an overweight person.

SKIN CHIMNEY - excellent (but disgusting of course) term for vagina.

SPAM FRITTER - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'shitter' (anus). Similar to "Gary
Glitter".

STEVE McQUEENS - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'jeans'.

SWAMP DONKEY - an unattractive woman. e.g. "Blimey, have you seen those
swamp donkeys sitting in the corner !".

TART FUEL - similar to 'bitch piss', bottled alcopop's regularly drank by
young women.

TEA TOWEL HOLDER - the anus. Derived from the fact that those round plastic
holders that you push tea towels into resemble the anus.

TURKISH BATH - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'laugh'. e.g. "You're 'avin a
Turkish mate !".

UP ON THE BLOCKS - having a period (menstruating). i.e. Out of action, a bit
like a car in a garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads,
the missus is up on blocks".

WALLACE AND GROMIT - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.

WIND AND KITE - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'web site'.

WIZARDS SLEEVE - a large (cavernous) vagina. I've had this suggested from a
number of people and think it may be a creation of the 'Viz' comic (popular
in the UK).

WYATT EARP - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'burp'.

WYNONA RYDER - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. Suggested by James Mellor.
e.g. "Can I have a pint'a Wynola and half a Nelson".